2 - I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
3 - Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
4 - If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
5 - It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
6 - Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
7 - Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
8 - I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
9 - Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..
10 - Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
11 - A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
12 - I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
13 - Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
14 - You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
15 - Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
16 - Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it
17 - Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
18 - I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
19 - Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
20 - Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
